September 5, 2010

Classified: Single White Male

Name: Caden Michael

Nicknames: Boo, Bubba, Booger, Stinky Face, D, McLovin.

Age: 3 Months.

Height/Weight: 22.5" and 8.12 lbs. of pure studmuffin.

Dating History: One tasty elephant named Heffie, who was my first true love.

Hobbies: Staring at ceiling fans and lights for endless periods of time, long walks in the stroller, eating my fingers and forearms, sitting in my buzzy chair, puking on Mommy and Daddy.

Dislikes: Shots, being hungry, and tummy time.

Talents: Screaming at the top of my lungs, rolling from back to front only, smiling at Mommy just before she completely freaks out, melting the hearts of anyone who comes in a 5-foot radius of me.

Life Goals: Keepin' it real and still being fly.

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